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Market Research = fail
Consider this.
I live in a flat. Granted it's first floor and not everyone would know that, but anyway. Even from outside, it is very obviously a flat, as there's nine doorbells and one door, so clearly it's not one giant humongous house. Okay? There's no garden either, a very very quick glance at it will reveal that there's no lawn or anything. Brains of Britain it does not require to work this out.
So with those facts in mind, now please consider this. This afternoon, I came home to work to find a free sample in my letterbox.
A free sample.
Of grass food.
Somebody, please explain to me where the f'ck my lawn has gone, because I'm seriously in the dark here.
I live in a flat. Granted it's first floor and not everyone would know that, but anyway. Even from outside, it is very obviously a flat, as there's nine doorbells and one door, so clearly it's not one giant humongous house. Okay? There's no garden either, a very very quick glance at it will reveal that there's no lawn or anything. Brains of Britain it does not require to work this out.
So with those facts in mind, now please consider this. This afternoon, I came home to work to find a free sample in my letterbox.
A free sample.
Of grass food.
Somebody, please explain to me where the f'ck my lawn has gone, because I'm seriously in the dark here.
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