I find that a lot of spiritual/horoscope etc. stuff is spookily close, but that's because the cold reading is so good that most of the stuff can apply to most people. People read their own horoscope/spirit guide thing and go, "ooo, innit accurate?" but don't read any of the others and notice that they are just as 'accurate' too. I've read a bit of animal totem stuff and pretty much any of them could have fit me.

At least you don't wake people up at 6am by going 'ARWK A WAWRK A WARWK A WARWKA' or poo on people's bedsheets that have been hung up to dry.