Fire crews rescue man from McDonalds straw dispenser

[keaalu]

I need a "wtf, EADT" icon. ¬_¬

Clearly another slow news day.

Ipswich: Fire crews rescue man from McDonalds straw dispenser - News - East Anglian Daily Times

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[dragonheadthing.livejournal.com]

They forgot to mention that no straws were harmed during the rescue.