Puzzled

Random little irritance that I've seen again.

Why do people (and furries in particular) always ALWAYS say weird/just-plain-stupid things like "I'm a female vixen!" or "I'm part fox and part vixen!" That's like saying "hey I'm female lioness" or "wow I'm part horse and part horse!". Well, really?! *beats head on desk*

Automata 3

Just seen the advert that most makes me go "buh...?" on the TV. In among the adverts for coffee makers and shavers and washing powder, there came an ad for... an MRI scanner. Yeah, them big noisy things they have in hospitals and use for looking at the body's tissues when x-rays won't do it. WOAH GEE I THINK I'LL JUST GO BUY ME ONE OF THEM, BABY! Nowhere to put it but HEY it's GOT TO BE GOOD, they ADVERTISED IT on the GOGGLEBOX! Right? RIGHT?!

Meh. Anyway. Chapter three (or whatever) of my little story, bumbling away happily... And hey guesswhat, the other pivotal character is FINALLY introduced.

( Automata, Chapter Three )