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Wednesday, 8 November 2006 10:01 pmThere are no words.
"When Juliet's father gives her hand in marriage to the monstrous elephant seal Prince, Juliet must fake her death in order to be reunited with Romeo. But the plan goes afoul and becomes a desperate race against time! With the help of their friends Friar Lawrence and Kissy (the kissing fish), the day is saved and the young lovers are reunited in this wonderful retelling of the ageless tale of love and prejudice set in an undersea world."
I have a teaspoon, and I'm about ready to gouge out my eyes. I bolded the bit that sends an extra special chill of utter fear up my spine. Y'know, having read "Romeo and Juliet", I'm sure there wasn't a character called "Kissy" in it. Especially since, well, Romeo and Juliet KILL THEMSELVES at the end, right?
*gouges eyes*
Edit: sorry, the cutesy babyvoice that goddamn fish has is the most chilling aspect of it. The rest just looks... crap.
"When Juliet's father gives her hand in marriage to the monstrous elephant seal Prince, Juliet must fake her death in order to be reunited with Romeo. But the plan goes afoul and becomes a desperate race against time! With the help of their friends Friar Lawrence and Kissy (the kissing fish), the day is saved and the young lovers are reunited in this wonderful retelling of the ageless tale of love and prejudice set in an undersea world."
I have a teaspoon, and I'm about ready to gouge out my eyes. I bolded the bit that sends an extra special chill of utter fear up my spine. Y'know, having read "Romeo and Juliet", I'm sure there wasn't a character called "Kissy" in it. Especially since, well, Romeo and Juliet KILL THEMSELVES at the end, right?
*gouges eyes*
Edit: sorry, the cutesy babyvoice that goddamn fish has is the most chilling aspect of it. The rest just looks... crap.