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Awesome:
( A PIGEON has closed an Ipswich town centre shop today )
Just "FEARS" that the pigeon may have been unhygienic? I would have thought that was a given! Although it does bring to mind 3 things: 1. regardless how hygienic the pigeon was (which was probably a skanky little greasy street bird), do shoppers regularly go around licking the windows and ceiling (where the bird presumably was)? 2. Have shoppers never been exposed to pigeons before? (I would say "unlikely!" because they have to walk through a million pigeons to get TO the shopping centre). 3. The pigeon might have pooped on the clothing. (Which I would imagine they'd have been most important, to them!)
One of my work colleagues said that an air rifle would have done wonders, but then we considered that it probably wasn't a good idea to let New Look staff (some of whom are not the brightest of the bunch) loose with air-rifles. ¬_¬
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Secondly!
( More FT Rubbish )
( A PIGEON has closed an Ipswich town centre shop today )
Just "FEARS" that the pigeon may have been unhygienic? I would have thought that was a given! Although it does bring to mind 3 things: 1. regardless how hygienic the pigeon was (which was probably a skanky little greasy street bird), do shoppers regularly go around licking the windows and ceiling (where the bird presumably was)? 2. Have shoppers never been exposed to pigeons before? (I would say "unlikely!" because they have to walk through a million pigeons to get TO the shopping centre). 3. The pigeon might have pooped on the clothing. (Which I would imagine they'd have been most important, to them!)
One of my work colleagues said that an air rifle would have done wonders, but then we considered that it probably wasn't a good idea to let New Look staff (some of whom are not the brightest of the bunch) loose with air-rifles. ¬_¬
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Secondly!
( More FT Rubbish )