Subtitles on TV
Monday, 7 October 2013 06:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
keaaluI'm so glad I hadn't turned off the subtitles on the TV during the news, because this would have been a mystifying weather forecast, and I would have been thinking about what the presenter meant for hours.
Picture the scene: I'm in the kitchen, listening to the weather at the end of the 6 o'clock news while I cooked my supper. I heard the weatherman say it was going to get cold, soon, so:
"...if you've been doing it without ejaculating..."
I leaped around the corner wondering what the hell ejaculating had to do with the weather, and watched the following subtitles come up on the screen:
"...if you've been doing it without your jacket, lately..."
...it's been a long day. ¬_¬
Picture the scene: I'm in the kitchen, listening to the weather at the end of the 6 o'clock news while I cooked my supper. I heard the weatherman say it was going to get cold, soon, so:
"...if you've been doing it without ejaculating..."
I leaped around the corner wondering what the hell ejaculating had to do with the weather, and watched the following subtitles come up on the screen:
"...if you've been doing it without your jacket, lately..."
...it's been a long day. ¬_¬