FOOD

[keaalu]

Keaalu’s preferred method of eating: “I have no nibbles. The Co-op is shut. I am hungry. *le sigh* What’s left in the fridge? Pepper, chicken drumsticks, OMG CHEESE, funny little shrivelled things that probably used to be mushrooms, eggs. AHA! Frankenfood time. Pepper – halved. Egg – into pepper. Ex-mushroom – sliced and scattered atop eggy pepper. Cheese – sliced and scattered atop ex-mushroom-topped-eggy-pepper. Chicken drumsticks – sliced- nah, sprinkled with herbs and put next to cheese-topped-mushroomy-eggy-pepper. Put into oven. Nuke. Forget about. What’s-that-funny-burny-smell? OMG SUPPER. Rescue food from conflagration (well, almost). Eat.”
Keaalu considers self to have stainless steel stomach.
Keaalu will eat anything that’s gone past it’s sell-by date but still LOOKS vaguely presentable.
Keaalu wonders why she gets sick.