keaalu: (DCI Vector)
Doo-de-doo...

I have discovered that when he's off his meds, Deuce is really hard to write. :\ (No, it's not in this chapter, as a FYI, but it will be sooner rather than later.)

‘‘Warped’’, Chapter Eleven )

NB: Last call for cards! They should arrive on Monday, and I want to get them back out ASAP so I don't miss the last posting date for Christmas. :)
keaalu: (DCI Vector)
Reaaally gotta get around to updating this on devART, sometime... ¬_¬

‘‘Warped’’, Chapter Ten )
keaalu: (Default)
Phew, this took a while to get to. And I'm STILL behind on my NaNo, AND my art, so I'm going to be playing crazy catchup on that all afternoon. Bah!

Anyway. (As an aside, I was all how-coincidental! the other day, when I had to go help out in a REAL gamma camera the other day, where a patient had collapsed. Admittedly, I was just there because they had to give her some diamorphine and I'd countersigned the book, but eh, whatever. ;))

Okay, I'll shut up and get on with the story.

‘‘Warped’’, Chapter Nine )
keaalu: (Minesweeper)
A/N: Aaaarghulumph. NaNoWriMo is kicking my aft this year. I have 6000 words to catch up on. :dies: Anyway!

I have nothing else witty to say here, except for a quick explanation: gamma-camera = robot x-ray. :)

‘‘Warped’’, Chapter Eight )
keaalu: (Happy Forceps)
I have been very bad and not updating my ElJays with this. Sorry! At least I've found the cheat's way to code it... ;)

‘‘Warped’’, Chapter Seven )
keaalu: (DOOM)
‘‘Warped’’, Chapter Six )

Dun-dun-dun...

Yeah, okay, so it was kinda obvious. ;) Never mind.

I'll link to some more art later. :D
keaalu: (Default)
This chapter’s a teeny bit OC-centric while we move the action around, so I hope that’s not too annoying… I'm wondering if anyone has picked up on my little clues I've been scattering about through the story, the past few chapters... because yes, most people will quite possibly know "the Collector". ;)
For what it’s worth, I hate hate HATE timezones. :bitchy: Why oh WHY did I have to choose to set this in places that aren’t even in DAYLIGHT at the same time, most of the time?
“Okay, so if it’s lunchtime in California, then in Tunisia TC will be – crap, it’s dark. Oh well, dark is cool and good for walking in…”
qlock dot com is my new favourite website. I’ve screenshotted it to death and now have a full 24 hour shadow diagram. :P :grrs:

‘‘Warped’’, Chapter Five )
keaalu: (Plotbadger)
A/N: I deny any responsibility for the dodginess of some of the science in this! Technobabble ftw. Thank you all for your kind words thus far. I hope to continue to keep all your attention. ;)
Bit of a longer one, this. :)

‘‘Warped’’, Chapter Four )
keaalu: (Happy Forceps)
A/N: I shall say it now. This chapter completely kicked my aft. :falls over:

Ugh. Sorry. I didn’t want things to move quite as quick as they have done, but my brain melted while I was writing it, so… I guess this is as good as I can make it. :\ And it's even more OOC than the last chapter, so egh, I figure that's just the way this one's gonna go.

Additionally, I shouldn’t be allowed to listen to music while I’m writing this. I end up associating the most irrelevant, inappropriate tracks with it.

“Put my hands over your eyes, but you peek through…”

Okay, so it’d fit better with the end of the storyline (and makes a very surreal image :P ) Speaking of which, I have no frickin’ idea how I’m going to finish this one. Oh well!

‘‘Warped’’, Chapter Three )

Edit: Crap, another tune has added itself to the arsenal of inappropriateness. (Bryan Adams - "You're Still Beautiful To Me") The lyrics are about as relevant as tits on a fish, but I like the tune, so nyeh. Plus, because one of the characters is particularly NOT beautiful at this point in time, it's kinda smushy and crap and makes me feel like drawing it.

*slaps self* Augh.

"Warped", chapter two

Thursday, 2 October 2008 12:57 pm
keaalu: (Sleeeep)
A/N: yes, I shamelessly filched a couple of comments people had made in various places in this chapter. ;)

And I'm not saying ANYTHING about the cryptic bit. Suspicious guesses will probably be right. ;P

And yeah, I apologise that it's gone a bit (hugely) OOC. :\ This was actually a knida hard chapter to write, so... go figure.

‘‘Warped’’, Chapter Two )

Edit: Oops, fluffed a tag. Fixed!
keaalu: (Default)
‘‘Warped’’, Chapter One )

And lookit, lookit!
My story got fanart.
*dances about in joy*
HOW. COOL. Is that? :D :D
keaalu: (yayskai)
A/N: ...Or should that be "Skywarped"? ;)

This little bit of nothing follows on from "Screaming Blue Murder"; I'd say 'newcomers should read that first' but it's a bit of a slog to get through that whole thing. :hrms:

I should apologise that this is not going to be anywhere near as good as my previous braindoodle, and probably a whole lot more fangirly, but I'm going to try and at least do it a little bit of justice. And give my own, nicely-twisted take on the idea...

Incidentally, the prologue/teaser is supposed to be a little bit incomprehensible. If you don't get it, please bear with me... ;) And yes, "Button" IS just a nickname.

Anyway! Onward.

‘‘Warped’’, Prologue )
keaalu: (Is everyone here stupid but me?)
Hello brain, this is your logic centre speaking.

Just as a friendly suggestion, if you start discussing setting fire to things around your characters (even if they are giant robots), it's probably got to the point where your story has abandoned all pretence of being sane and has wandered off down some very strange avenues.

Particularly when those burning things are being used as restraints. And involve packing peanuts. ¬_¬

To shamelessly plagiarise [livejournal.com profile] aegis_fox, "my Primus, that's the worst thing I can think of to do. But since I've thought of it..."

"YES! It's working!

...

...crap. I'm on fire."

A Sticky Situation?

Tuesday, 15 July 2008 07:00 pm
keaalu: (Default)
This is why I shouldn't be allowed to write/think while I'm tidying the kitchen.

A Sticky Situation (Silly little mini story. I'd say ''cute'', but my definition of that is sorely warped. Would that be a drabble? What IS a drabble anyway? Anyway. Whatever. Onward!) )

Muah. 800-ish words of stupids. Just had to get it written before my brain kersploded. Yeah, it looks mostly like a chunk that should go into a story, rather than self-standing, but eh, whatever. S'funny, Sepp never struck me as particularly maternal, so I'm not sure where this rapport with "Lucy" came from. Maybe it's the fact she's not Sepp's little spark, and so the surgeon can give her back when she gets tired of her. ;)

Footloose (Lucy) is one of my two little self-indulgences. ;) Kinda bouncing ideas for a sequel to the story I'm working on at the moment, but as it stands so far I figure I'd get complaints, given that the little sprogs (Footloose and Slipstream) are in it. And little sprogs have to come from SOMEwhere. *does sneaky eyes*

I doubt this'll ever get into anything "official" (i.e. fan-canon or whatever I ought to call my little storyline), but eh, c'mon, what's not to like about robobabies?

Edit: 21/11/2008 - Edited it a little. Toyed with putting it into "Warped", then changed my mind, but it still amused me, so here it is. :)

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