Meme, swiped off Danji

[keaalu]

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
...bed...now...

2. When is the next time you will have sex?
Fft. Whenever.

3. What's a word that rhymes with "door"?
More!

4. What's your favorite planet?
Cruithne (Although it probably doesn't count as a planet. :P And it's pronounced "croo-ee-knee", I think)

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
I never DID work out how to use that feature.

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
Mine goes "...ring... ring..." so go figure. :)

7. What kind of shirt do you have on?
A salmon-pink one.

8. What do you "label" yourself as?
...human?

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
I go barefoot, nyanya! Although for work my shoes are Clarks sandals.

10. Are you in a bright or a dark room?
Semi-bright with a crappy dark lampshade.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
In what way?

12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep in?
AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha, two beds you're joking, right? In this room? All right, then, I sleep on the one with least stuff dumped on it.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping. I work, you know.

14. What did you last text message say that you received on your mobile?
.
(Seriously, it did just say "dot". The one before that said "blankspace". Because my name is in the front of my Dad's, Mum's and grandparents' address books, I get a lot of blank texts when they lean on them. :P)

15. Where is your letter box?
...in the middle of my front door? Where else would it be?

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
"Okay"

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
No know.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
The cheese in the fridge. Oh, wait-

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Cocaine, heroin and cannabis. Oh, you mean personally? Caffeine and... more caffeine.
(On a more serious note, I am LEGALLY allowed to handle those first three drugs. YAY!)

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
...film? I live in the digital age! My last roll of film has been in my camera so long it's probably gone well manky.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
?? The age I started Uni, maybe? I don't know

22. Who's your worst enemy?
I don't have enemies. I have a short fuse but I forgive and forget pretty quickly.

23. What is your current desktop background picture?
"Neuron" from digitalblasphemy.com

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"See you tomorrow Isabelle" or something like that.

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you take?
A million pounds. Being able to fly would probably involve getting very small and having wings instead of arms and I kinda like my arms.

26. Do you like someone?
I like lots of people. I don't think I understand the question.

27. The last song you listened to?
"Sabre Dance", by Vanessa Mae

28. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
I doubt I'd react quick enough. I'm also a horrible coward when it comes to pain, so I'd probably try and "talk the shooter down". :P

29. If you could punch one person in the face who would it be?
Tony Blair. :) Wishful thinking. Seriously, no-one. I'm not the punching sort.

30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
The floor, silly.

Plus, additionals:

You Are Olive Green

You are the most real of all the green shades. You're always true to yourself. For you, authenticity and honesty are very important... both in others and yourself. You are grounded and secure. It takes a lot to shake you. People see you as dependable, probably the most dependable person they know.

Fft, right. "Olive green"? :P

Your Inner Child Is Sad

You're a very sensitive soul. You haven't grown that thick skin that most adults have. Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone. You don't let many people in - unless you've trusted them for a long time.

Well, that's true, but then this thing said my aura was red and passionate and that's SO not true. :P

You Are 20% Sociopath

You're empathetic, loyal, and introspective. In other words, there's no way you're a sociopath... but you can spot one pretty easily!

Ha!
And I managed to pass 8th grade geography even though I haven't done "real geography" in... 8 years. :P Although I don't think much to their "8th grade science test" - "nuclues"? Is that like the nucleus? Or is it a trick question? "Break down food and release energy to the tell" - don't you mean CELL? And... (not related to 8th grade science!) "You've called someone the "c" word"... Am I missing the point? What is this "c word" that makes it so much worse than any of the OTHER words I call people, and why haven't I heard it?

Your Brain's Pattern

You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy. You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts. People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused. But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination.

Yeah, right, that's why NO-ONE EVER GODDAMN ANSWERS when I "share what I'm thinking", huh? FFT. (All right, one or two people might, if I'm lucky. And talk about robots. Meh.)

Your Brain is 67% Female, 33% Male

Your brain leans female. (funny, that, considering I'm a woman) You think with your heart, not your head. Sweet and considerate, you are a giver. But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

You Are 24% Abnormal

You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

"It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess." --> Ha! ...true

Your Career Type: Investigative

You are precise, scientific, and intellectual. Your talents lie in understanding and solving math and science problems. You would make an excellent: Architect - Biologist - Chemist - Dentist - Electrical Technician - Mathematician - Medical Technician - Meteorologist - Pharmacist - Physician - Surveyor - Veterinarian The worst career options for your are enterprising careers, like lawyer or real estate agent.

Weelll, howaboutthat? :P

Your Heart Is Green

Love completes you, but that doesn't mean you seek it out. When love comes your way, you integrate it peacefully into the rest of you life. Your flirting style: Laid back Your lucky first date: Walking around aimlessly and talking Your dream lover: Is both enthusiastic and calm What you bring to relationships: Balance

I dunno why I'm bothering with these - it's not like anyone's going to READ them. :P GOD I'm bored. *falls onto face*