Speak up, I can't hear you

*tweet tweet*

• 17:04 Out of work early today. Xmas party! Bus better damn well turn up on time! #
• 17:17 Argh late bus #
• 17:53 Home now! Nyeeh I wish I'd done half of this EARLIER... *hurry, hurry* Shower, changed, wrap present, etc! #

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Edit: OMG IT WORKED. I only spent like FOREVER last night trying to figure this stupid thing out...