Uuugh

Whyyyyyy amd I in work so eeearlyyyy. I shouldn't even have left the house yet. UUGH

OH YEAH, I remember, I'm avoiding the schoolchild motherlode. There's no way I'd have got me AND my suitcase on the bus this morning with all those little dears *cough*LIE*cough* clogging the aisle.

*staggers off to see if there's any milk for tea*

Edit: Oh, OH! Two more things!

Thing 1! My trip has inspired me to do a stupid cartoon that I suspect Jill (channelling el Screaming One, maybe?) in particular will find amusing. ;) BUT I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU UNTIL I DRAWED IT.

Thing 2! MEME TIEM
I'm not 100% sure I understand this meme but it looked kinda awesome so I'm gonna try it ANYWAY:

Give me the title of a story I've never written, and feedback telling me what you liked best about it, and I will tell you any of: the first sentence, the last sentence, the thing that made me want to write it, the biggest problem I had while writing it, why it almost never got posted, the scene that hit the cutting room floor but that I wish I'd been able to salvage, or something else that I want readers to know.

Heinously stolen off julian_wilbury
(Edit2: lj-code faaail)