Cue: "OH PRIMUS MY SON IS A FRICKIN' SPIDER KILL ME NOW PLLLLZZZZ" and much running and armflailing.
Althooough... tarantulas are more like "proper animals" as they're big, and weigh something, not like "iddly widdly bugs" that just spin webs in your vents then crawl in your tanks and lay eggs OH GOD SAVE ME in the corners of your room. So... maybe he wouldn't mind a big spider?
...then again he freaks out over Fred, so... scratch that.
He would like to draw your attention to the fact it's HAIRY and has TOO MANY LEGS and just... just look at those creepy little bug eyes! MILLIONS OF EYES. And WEBS. SPIDER WEBS IN TANKS oh lordy.
And here I thought the number of legs is a cultural norm that would not apply to creatures as adaptable as Transformers.
Please ask Skywarp whether he seriously expects Seem to crawl into people's tanks to weave nets there. I'd expect him to have more common sense than that.
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Date: 23 Aug 2009 12:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 23 Aug 2009 08:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 1 Sep 2009 12:01 am (UTC)Althooough... tarantulas are more like "proper animals" as they're big, and weigh something, not like "iddly widdly bugs" that just spin webs
in your vents then crawl in your tanks and lay eggs OH GOD SAVE MEin the corners of your room. So... maybe he wouldn't mind a big spider?...then again he freaks out over Fred, so... scratch that.
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Date: 2 Sep 2009 08:53 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2 Sep 2009 10:34 am (UTC)Please ask Skywarp whether he seriously expects Seem to crawl into people's tanks to weave nets there. I'd expect him to have more common sense than that.
Hairy Spiders!
Date: 1 Sep 2009 09:38 pm (UTC)Re: Hairy Spiders!
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