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I changed my mind.
"...make it go away?"
See? THIS is why I don't do "traditional Mpreg" (as in, yeah, so guys in my AU can have babies, why not? BUT! Not in the usual "CUTE PUDGY BELLY YAOI" kind. It's gotta make a BIT of sense)
I mean, lookit. A) it's silly, b) ASSBABIES and c) poor Whites, he's gonna snap in half if he's not careful. Not bad enough that he's about to burn out his master fuse, now he's carrying his own weight in slosh and offspring? No ty. *hugs heem*
PS - HOW THE HECK DOES THAT WORK, ANYWAY, people? He's not made of rubber! *suspension of disbelief: failed*
(And you're supposed to be SYMPATHETIC, Lance, not go all gooey over what he looks like. YOU CAN'T KEEP HIM THAT WAY. Rrgh.)
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Yes, they're both adults - just that, well, one's a bike, the other's a truck. ^_^ Whites has always had "size issues", bless him. The bigger the better (within reason).
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Date: 14 Oct 2009 12:43 am (UTC)Cute pic and yes I agree with your views on TF reproduction 100%. *snickers at the first pic*
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Date: 15 Oct 2009 06:59 am (UTC)First sentence did not compute so well. I think it's because it's early. *flop*
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Date: 15 Oct 2009 08:50 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 14 Oct 2009 01:26 pm (UTC)Ah, but it's absolutely perfect! Sorry Whitesides, but I bet nobody ever told you it'd be pleasant ... *evil fox*
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Date: 15 Oct 2009 07:01 am (UTC)Whites: pls no more babies really tired now and gonna fall over. *whump*
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Date: 15 Oct 2009 02:40 pm (UTC)Hello
Date: 15 Oct 2009 12:14 am (UTC)Re: Hello
Date: 15 Oct 2009 06:56 am (UTC)