Amusing Quotes

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Some of these have me in stitches, so I HAVE to share them. To be honest, most of the page is creasing me up, but these ones really got me After Anna foolishly pointed the site out to me:
Top 100 quotes
Including!
How to beat the Junk Mailers
Long-distance Intarweb?
Clever inverted letters
This is seriously the sort of thing I'd do. (I had a stalker at school, who creeped me out rather than scared me. I'd have made pithy comments at him over IRC as well, if I'd had the chance)
Impostor bishop
I love this description. :D
WTF?!
Quoth the raven... - well, kind of. I've heard it before, but it still makes me giggle. :)
I swear I know this "zeep" person... :D
This took me a second to get, because I'm slow. So true though. :D
I think I know this person too... *eyebrow*
*is reminded of the little grass-cutting robot they always seemed to have on "Tomorrows' World"
Like trying to find your mobile by phoning it up?
buried in sand OMG!
I think I've worked out who the perpetual idiot is - one of my friends from Uni, cloned all over the internet
Oh yes lets! I mean, do we REALLY need a label on the M&S Microwaveable bread pudding that says "product will be hot after heating"?
AAaa Pong!
Maps, compasses, anyone? I was emailed this ages ago and it was apparently on the Isle of Man or something, but it's still amusing. :D
Newscasters *eyerolls* - we had a classy one here a while back, at the start of Iraq War mk2 - "He's either alive and well, alive and not well, or dead". As opposed to... what exactly?

And if that's not enough, the top 100-200 are here. Fantastic. Doughnut seeds. :D