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keaaluWhy is this film so utterly no-holds-barredly shite? If it was just bad acting I could understand it, or bad animatronics, but this has transcended utter crap with both. I wasn't hoping for much when they said "oh yes, it's deadly poison...! But we'll give him some brandy and he'll live to the end of the movie, as you do!"
Although some of it is so gut-wrenchingly awful it goes beyond bad to hilarious - like when the snake swims past with bulges down it's length, and you can see a screaming human face outlined where it's stretched against the skin... :D "I mean, doesn't EVERYONE know that snakes are just bags of skin with no muscles or lungs or guts or bones AT ALL?" Note to filmmaker: go see an anaconda first. Then you'll have no mystery why your film flopped.
Sod it, I'm going to watch "Event Horizon". THAT film freaked me out.
Although some of it is so gut-wrenchingly awful it goes beyond bad to hilarious - like when the snake swims past with bulges down it's length, and you can see a screaming human face outlined where it's stretched against the skin... :D "I mean, doesn't EVERYONE know that snakes are just bags of skin with no muscles or lungs or guts or bones AT ALL?" Note to filmmaker: go see an anaconda first. Then you'll have no mystery why your film flopped.
Sod it, I'm going to watch "Event Horizon". THAT film freaked me out.