FOOD

[keaalu]

Keaalu’s preferred method of eating: “I have no nibbles. The Co-op is shut. I am hungry. *le sigh* What’s left in the fridge? Pepper, chicken drumsticks, OMG CHEESE, funny little shrivelled things that probably used to be mushrooms, eggs. AHA! Frankenfood time. Pepper – halved. Egg – into pepper. Ex-mushroom – sliced and scattered atop eggy pepper. Cheese – sliced and scattered atop ex-mushroom-topped-eggy-pepper. Chicken drumsticks – sliced- nah, sprinkled with herbs and put next to cheese-topped-mushroomy-eggy-pepper. Put into oven. Nuke. Forget about. What’s-that-funny-burny-smell? OMG SUPPER. Rescue food from conflagration (well, almost). Eat.”
Keaalu considers self to have stainless steel stomach.
Keaalu will eat anything that’s gone past it’s sell-by date but still LOOKS vaguely presentable.
Keaalu wonders why she gets sick.

Comments

[aegis-fox.livejournal.com]

Keealu has some strange eating habits, then. Keaalu doesn't acutally prefer more standard methods of food? Or is this just Keaalu being sarcastic? Does Keaalu often refer to Keaalu in the third person?

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